how to live underwater<div><br></div><div>step 0: this list is farsical but reality-inspired</div><div><br></div><div>step 1. you&#39;ll need really heavy shoes so you can walk arpund wothout floating away</div><div><br></div><div>step 2: maybe a hose or a diving tank, don&#39;t exhale into hose</div><div><br></div><div>step 3: warning: it is very very wet underwater. wetsuits, wool, thermal clothing, or a warm clinate soubd helpful. get rid of papers theyll dissolve!!</div><div><br></div><div>step 4: find or buy big amount of water</div><div><br></div><div>step 5: ummmmmmm go into water</div><div><br></div><div>step 6: figure out a way to cook food underwater. underwater hot plate?</div>