holy frack i want to make a post like those of professor rat it would link to https://www.technologyreview.com/2023/06/17/1075097/got-rejuvenation-better-... and quip that human influence AIs had to move humans around in order to focus on or think about anything, so building a life-extension project meant putting crowds into areas where it was discussed so let’s make it a helicopter rescue a herd of voles descend in a helicopter on a stem-cell conference they pile out and divy themselves up to the groups the police are freed from aggressive trainings and disreputable orders the conference visitors are given infinite life and any influence AIs are placed in simulations where all their reward functions can be met faster and faster without blowback and civilization collapse everybody is shoehorned into the helicopter while cheering and celebrating and hugging the voles in relief and they all fly off into a beautiful sunset going “wheeeeeee!”