D-Day Room.
Boss, Disguised Vivisectee, Corpse of State Worker 3, and Rebel Worker 2 are present.
Rebel Worker 2: "So, we've gotten closer to reality, but this still isn't the real world. However, we can now track some of the causes of the rip in reality."
Boss, wearing a professional-looking propeller beanie: "What have you found? What do I need to do?"
Disguised Vivisectee: "Reality was shattered because two groups, from this very business, angled the AI conflict such that both AIs found that the only way to meet their utility functions was to bend reality itself, at the same time."
Boss: "Surely that's happened before."
Rebel Worker 2: "What were the AIs trying to do? What was the conflict?"
Corpse of State Worker 2 [reviewing some data repeatedly]: "Uhhhh ...... Reality is very bad. We may not want reality."
Boss [spinning their beanie propellor pensively]: "Oh that's fine, that's fine, yes just like yesterday ..."
Rebel Worker 2: "WHAAAT?"