[crazy][joke][wrong][old] ssl

a: "i'm low on space, maybe i can run without openssl. i'll remove it" b: "uhhhh" a: "look! all my binaries are simpler!" a: "hmmm i can't go to any websites or run any programs" a: "it seems like this is used in everything!" a: "such a ubiquitous, security-oriented system must be incredibly simple, well-organized, easy and quick to understand and review, i imagine" b: "uhhhhh" a: "everything is compromised."