30 Jan
2023
30 Jan
'23
1:01 a.m.
It was GovCorp. I would have recognized that fake russian signature anywhere. My terminal was airgapped — i was cloning over leathernet, a secret peer to peer security network made of leather straps — so I had some time to crow. I put a video of my aunt washing dishes in front of my networked surveillance camera, and turned it on. They were ecstatic. I watched them pull those gigabyte frames down like pooh bear to honey.