Re: Morning Spam

Everybody [including Boss]: "YAYYY!!!!!" Everybody starts piling into the helicopter. Boss [settling into a hypnotic habit]: "Wheeee -- !" Superpowered Intern [to everybody]: "What would you rather do than, um, did you say decimate communities?" Rebel Worker: "Yeah, it's one of the terms for the political influence our toplevel executives work with. There can be genocide involved --" Hairdresser Experimentee: " -- but usually it's covered up. I'd really love to do all sorts of things --" Superpowered Intern: "That sounds so intense!" Rebel Torturer looks sad. Hairdresser Experimentee looks at Rebel Torturer. Hairdresser Experimentee: "Say what you were going to say before." Rebel Torturer: "Oh uh .. !"