Re: Morning Spam

mind controlled intern: “something is wrong with my device, it keeps barfing at me and i seem to get tense and lose time when i try to fix it”

hacker looks at device

hacker: “your device has a trojen. the bugs are a criminal fucking with you.”

mind controlled intern: “oh.”

[ mind controlled intern: “uh. is that bad? oh hey i need your help!”

mind controlled intern shows device to hacker again

mind co—

… mind controlled intern: “something is wrong with my device, it keeps barfing at me and i seem to get tense and lose time when i try to fix it” hacker: “you’ve said this to me 7 times now. if you get a psychotherapist, i’ll fix your device by reflashing it.”