On Sun, Apr 28, 2024 at 22:09 Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many <
gmkarl@gmail.com> wrote:
zombie approaches novice zombie monk
zombie: “so, how are the brains here?”
novice zombie monk puts on a monocle
novice zombie monk [wearing monocle]: “brains! yes! i still eat those!”
zombie: “aren’t brains great?”
zombie takes a stashed squished brain out of their pack
…
“huh? you still want to eat brains?”
…
“no! the goal is to recover from zombieism. that’s why there’s a big brain on a stick leading toward the zombie monastary …”