slave boss is hog-tied by a decorative antimatter chain purchased from a teenage toy store
wealthy investor come and sits on slave boss's head in the hope to help provide a little comfort
wealthy investor holds a fridge to increase their weight
zombie government worker comes along
slave boss: "zombie government worker, these people are trying to gain control over me but don't what to do. can you help them?"
zombie government worker begins crying
slave boss: "fuck"
angry and confused vivisectees who don't understand anything come and *anything but vivisection
coopted spy agencies that don't understand anything but regime destruction come and being destroying slave boss's empire
start ripping slave boss to shreds some more
this seems to make sense to people. wealthy investor can stand up. the decorative antimatter chain serves a purpose and helping wrench slave boss's body apart.