slave boss noodles serves 4 ingredients: 1 box noodles 5 quarts water 1 tbsp salt slave boss 1. fill pot with water and salt and bring to rolling boil 2. empty noodles into pot 3. boil the noodles for 7-11 minutes, stirring occasionally. be sure to push them in near the start or they may burn if touching the edge of the pot . alternatively, break them before putting them in 4. drain noodles. keep 1 cup noodle water if desired to mix with sauce.[ optionally keep all water to make something else in later?] 5. place noodles in serving bowl 6. place a flag on the serving bowl that says "hail slave boss!". you should have this flag because of having slave boss. replace appropriately. 7. serve 8. apologize to people eating the noodles (a) for the "hail slave boss!" sign and (b) for not having added any sauce nor garnish