Due to severe ongoing unrest in France, Syria's austere president Bashar al Assad has proposed sending a peace keeping contingent to the "haughty nation of cheese eaters" which is "unable to maintain peace on its streets, has murdered civilian protesters, and witnesses an ongoing 'democratic civilian' insurgency". Macron ribbitted out his opposition to the proposed Arab plan, calling for "his" citizens to display peace not protests on French streets, and ordered continual loudspeaker playings of "Rainbow Connection", which Marine le Pen immediately denounced as globalist homosexual propaganda and invited Bashar al Assad to "fk the fkn fkrs cause the fkn fkr's fkd". In all seriousness, Bashar al Assad has asked the media (presumably rhetorically) "Can you imagine our troops coming to France without invitation?" Amazing times... ‘Can you imagine our troops coming to France without invitation?’ Bashar Assad blasts French ‘occupation’ of Syria https://www.rt.com/news/474559-assad-france-occupation-syria/ ... France has joined the US-led anti-Islamic State (IS, formerly ISIS) coalition, providing air support and deploying special forces to Syria. But for Assad, the French intervention amounted to an “occupation,” as Paris – like its major NATO ally Washington – failed to secure Damascus’ authorization of the mission. ...