A: My pet iguana is mind controlling me. B: No. Iguanas don't do that A: For real A: [sits down next to iguana] iguana: [twitches slightly] A: [eyes glaze over] A: YES MASTER I WILL FEED YOU. B: Um. A: It's okay. He's been mind controlling me for some time now. A: [gets food] -- C: We must free this poor person from their iguana. B: They said it's okay. C: Would you ever trust a slave who said they were okay? A: [has just come into room] A: I just meant like, I wasn't being injured, and was used to it. A: Is it bad? B: I dunno. What is it like, being mind controlled 'by your iguana'? A: Whenever I am near the iguana, I zone out and listen, I can barely help it. A: All of me is focused on the iguana. Nothing else mat-- B: Ok. Um. -- B: C, OBEY: Do not ask what the iguana asks. C: I WILL NOT ASK. -- B: [sits near iguana] B: So, it, um, doesn't affect you when you are away from the iguana? A: No! B: YES MASTER I WILL FEED YOU. -- Epilogue: The iguana was making money for somebody on a social network. It is soon upgrading to a robot of its very own.