Re: [wrong][ot] Pretending to Support Slavery to Survive

Bonzo the low-level slaver goes to therapy. Bonzo: "My slaves all obey me, don't worry." Therapist: "You're scared? I promise not to hurt you if you have freed anyone." Bonzo: "I haven't freed anyone. Please hurt me anyway, to teach me to be a better slaver." Therapist: "What can I do to prove to you that I won't ever hurt you?" Bonzo: "Omigod what did I say to endanger you?" Bonzo shoots his therapist and leaves, knowing he is protecting everyone.