Disguised Vivisectee: "Hello, Boss. I hear you need change?"

TVDA: "I wouldn't want to insult you or threaten your wellfare, but if you had even a penny, or a kind word, or a shred of straw, it would mean so much to me."

Disguised Vivisectee: "I would love to share a penny with you if you'd talk with me for a bit."

TVDA: "Anything! Love Boss, and Boss will love you in return."