# Why is a racist like a bad dog? Both mark their territory with shit.
# A fat racist and a skinny racist jump off a cliff. Who wins? Society.
# How many Nazis does it take to change a light bulb? 100. 1 to change the bulb and 99 to deny it ever happened.
# What do you call a racist abortion centre? Crime stoppers.
# What’s the difference between a racist and a bucket of sludge? The bucket.
# What’s the difference between a ghost and a racist? One is a sheet-wearing spook who tries to scare people out of their homes, and the other one is a dead guy.