27 Sep
2023
27 Sep
'23
2:25 a.m.
THE HUMAN TRAFFICKER WHO CALLS HIMSELF MIND CONTROL BOSS skates into his office in hockey getup and slams his desk, checking it against the wall. He takes off his hockey mask and helmet and breathes heavily in and out. He looks all beefy from his hockey padding. Human Trafficker Who Calls Himself Mind Control Boss [dressed as if playing hockey, to government worker]: "Great day at the rink, Zombie Government Worker!" Government Worker: "Is this a skating rink?" Human Trafficker Who --