traffick boss and the muffin man, (story take #3?)

traffick boss is walking in the woods one day when he crosses paths with a mysterious chap with a big white hat shaped like a big muffin

traffick boss outstretches hand to chap: “why, hello there!”

a haunting melody whisks through the breeze, does it go “do you know the muffin man?” or is it playing something else?

>( traffick boss is the muffin man, karl. he is the scary deadly hidden thing you hear sneaks of all your life.