mind control boss storms into zombie worker’s office mind control boss: “listen up man. i gotta puke. i gotta pee. this shit is important.” zombie worker looks at mind control boss, who is crossing their arms impatiently and looking back at them. zombie worker writes this down: “mind control boss has to puke. mind control boss has to pee.” mind control boss: “get this shit straight. my butt itches. do you understand?” zombie worker writes this down: “mind control boss’s butt itches” mind control boss looks impatiently at zombie worker zombie worker [pressing a button]: “zombie assistant, more important information from mind control boss.” zombie assistant enters the office: “yes?” zombie worker hands the papers to zombie assistant zombie assistant looks at zombie worker [ … loudspeaker: “mind control boss has to puke. mind control boss has to pee. mind control boss’s butt itches.” mind control boss: “it’s like i have to do everything myself around here”