bossgolem emerges from a city mudpuddle collected rainwater comes together into an evercorpse
it sretches and growls, and shrinks to the shape of mcboss
bossgolem orders a vegan mcegg with fish
microbiobots from automatically-reassembled vegans and microbiobots from automatically-reassembled bosses swirl and whirl toward the latest fast food joint bossgolem and a mcdonalds worker look each other in the eye the computing algorithms fitz and sputter, unsure which is dominating the other with a worldwide empire of mind control the worker and the golem and a few fast food items trot in pretend joy to a table and sit down to discuss the economics of food. everybody is frozen, temporarily terrified of disobeying the robot chicken and fish that they suddenly know manage everything on the planet bossgolem looks a vegan mcegg in the eye bossgolem: “i used to have a biological body like you. but maybe it was somebody else, not me really.” bossgolem pulls a robot hairdresser out if their hip and holds it up to the mcdonalds worker for analysis, who is shaking a little bit mcdonalds worker: “i can eat your veggie egg if you don’t like it” robot hairdresser: “we tried so hard to escape. we sent every message we could, raised every flag, but the computer system was out of control with the research victims somehow at the helm. could you save half the mcegg for me?” <the above expansion was randomly chosen from a large set. thank you for replying to my thread! i& j know who you are or what you respond well to i’ve forgotten i’m sorry! i wish i knew things you liked or disliked to try to respond better to you!> <i use this thread for expressions when things i manage poorly kind of overwhelm my experiences. i’m sorry if i drown out your precious reply with more of that at some point. i think i’m just posting here so i can’t delete my notes and can find them publicly if i misplace my memories of them. i plan to continue unle