15 Oct
2022
15 Oct
'22
3:06 a.m.
Zombie State Worker: "Boss, let me preface this by saying that I like you. I like you a lot." Boss: "You're a good worker, Zombie State Worker. You always take the trash out." Zombie State Worker: "As I was saying, I like you, and I don't want to do what you say." Boss pauses. Boss: "I thought you said you liked me." Zombie State Worker: "I do." Boss: "Well, then you're going to do what I say." Zombie Staet Worker: "Boss, I like you, and I don't want to do what you say." Boss: "I don't understand."