despondent zombie government worker: "where is boss i miss boss" despondent zombie government worker travels to the infinitely long well that mind control boss fell down rebel researcher 4 is there rebel researcher 4: "are you planning on jumping down the well to be with mind control boss?" despondent zombie government worker: "ummm ... maybe?" rebel researcher 4: "do not jump down the well to be with mind control boss. the fastest you can go is terminal velocity, and he is already at terminal velocity. you will never reach him." despondent zombie government worker looks at rebel researcher 4. despondent zombie government worker looks at the top of the infinitely long well. rebel researcher 4: "you will never reach him! we can help you." despondent zombie government worker sits on the edge of the well, looking down yearningly. rebel researcher 4: "he changed your brain so you would get addicted to him. we can help you." despondent zombie government worker looks at rebel researcher 4.