5 Apr
2025
5 Apr
'25
2:44 p.m.
boss of well-respected corporation was hiding behind a parked car so that nobody would see him or hurt him
boss of well-respected corporation: "it's so nice to be hidden behind this parked car and safe from dangerous things!"
on the other side of the parked car, potentially deadly things like hearts and flowers and smiles were firing every which way and that
these unknown, potentially extremely deadly things would fly in every direction, sometimes careening by, sometimes making massive impacts in the distance, sometimes striking something near the parked car that boss of well-respected corporation was hiding behind but boss of well-respected corporation was safe from the flowers and cheery conversations