Boss: Took over the world, mind controlled everybody, richest boss on the block. I have won this reality. Who am I? Zombie Government Worker: You're the reality winner, Boss. Boss: You know it! Zombie Government Worker 2: Wait, Reality Winner is somebody else. Boss: What? What are you talking about? You want to see the underside of your own spleen? Zombie Government Worker 2: She's some rebel worker who got caught. Boss: Me. I am Reality Worker. Wait, what did you say? Zombie Government Worker 2: Reality Winner is a woman who got caught for blabbing to the press. Boss: The winner of reality is _not_ a rat. I am not a rat! ---- Boss: I heard there is somebody pretending to be the owner of the world other than me. We'll mind control them to say something differently. Zombie Government Worker 3: Computer, what is the real name of the woman who is claiming to have won reality? Computer: Only Boss claims this. Nobody else. Boss: Computer, find the person going by the false identity "Reality Winner". Have them go on camera and reveal their real name in public. ---- Zombie Government Worker 2: It turns out that Reality Winner -- Boss: You mean me, of course. Zombie Government Worker 2: -- no, I mean -- Boss: Somebody take care of this trash. ----- Computer: The video of Reality Winner revealing their true name has ten thousand likes. Boss: What is their real name? Computer: Their real name is Reality Winner. --- Boss: My computer and employees are abusing and mindcontrolling me. I am a victim of gaslighting and abuse. I don't understand why anybody would ever do this.