i typed this up but it seems to have disappeared so here’s an attempt to retype something similar boss has abused whistleblower brought to his office boss: “shut up or i’ll shoot you” boss raises a gun to abused whistleblower [optional addition: abused whistleblower presses some buttons on an open source phone?] abused whistleblower: “no!” in a nearby room, a large piece of furniture is accidentally knocked over boss fires the gun and the large piece of furniture crashes, shaking boss’s arm and abused whistleblower’s chair the bullet narrowly misses abused whistleblower, ricochets off the lock to a suitcase held by a zombie government worker, and shatters a mug on a shelf that used to say “world’s best megalomaniac of 2018” the suitcase bursts open and classified documents and secret files on international figures fly out abused whistleblower grabs papers from the air here and there, crumpling them into a pants pocket