Aaron Van Wirdum and the Kochsuckers

First there was Murray Rothbards, Austro-libertarian Kochsuckers. Then there was Mongos, Shockley Kochsuckers. Followed by Julian Assanges, Mellon-Skaife Kochsuckers. Then came thielgood Buttface Buterins, ether-huffing Kochsuckers. More recently, REASON scam-magazines Kochsuckers. And now, policeman Pete and his Kochsucker ghoulfriend, Aaron. I'm sensing a pattern here. One by one these Lunar Rightwing, shiteaters came to steal the good name of anarchism. One by one, they tried their penny-packet, piecemeal sorties One by one they tried They tried and died And good riddance to bad rubbish at least so long as good political money drives out bad.