29 Mar
2025
29 Mar
'25
7:13 a.m.
once upon a time , long long ago, slave boss was was half-buried in some gentle loam. his employee was working on planting him. part of him was very scared but he wasn't sure why.
slave boss [to zombie government worker]: "zombie government worker, thank you for planting me today. i really wanted to be planted here. but do you know why i am so scared?"
zombie government worker [shoveling dirt onto slave boss-- --]: "no, boss, why would you ever be scared? you don't get scared! you're Boss! maybe you are mistaken?"
slave boss thought about this while dirt was flying onto his body. he was standing in a hole, cov--