22 Mar
2023
22 Mar
'23
12:47 a.m.
The contorted pair have relaxed a bit, and one of them stands and approaches the microphone, and speaks. “I was kind to somebody once.” A short pause. “And they smiled at me because of it!” Some applause. Some gasps. There is a bustling fake cubicle floor in the middle of the hall now, and one of the fake workers picks up a fake phone that is actually a microphone. Fake Worker: “Hello? Yes, this is the advanced support line for Well-Respected Psionic Weaponry Corp, aka BossCorp. You say you want help with “kindness”? What is that I have never heard of it. It’s not retards, is it? We kill the retards, you know.”