1. you gain control of the hacker

2. a government gains control of you

3. the government uses you to gain control of the hacker

4. the government uses the hacker to gain control of others

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5. the government bombs themself because they think the hacker has hacked a foreign government but it is a different department

6. the hacker gets therapy, finds the trojans, and hacks the government

7. you are found by a foreign hacker hacking the hacker hacking their own government

8. it rains alien babies