oops!
[...]
in his dojo slave boss has brains
sometimes his brain, sometimes other people's brains
these are instead of punching bags and dummies.
slave boss is _determined_ to lacerate and shred his brain
he's got katanas. his brain hangs on a rope.
and there he goes! slice! dice!
he gets some great spinning slices going but falls dead when his brain is severed apart.
he planned it well, though. The brain spins and flies, as does traffick boss's corpse and his katanas, and it gets further cut into loops and snips of brain tissue that fly from each other
zombie government worker comes in
zombie government worker: "boss, you killed yourself again?"
zombie government worker bursts into tears
he looks at the strewn katanas and brain matter
he doesn't know why this would ever happen
in another room, researcher is calculating
they are trying to figure out how to slow down the mayhem and genocide slave boss's research project is causing
they haven't learned yet that he has killed his brain and himself and is again dead
zombie government worker comes out of slave boss's dojo with tears streaming down his face, holding slave boss's brain matter and body
the scene proceeds dubbed from a foreign language
zombie government worker: [foreign language: i murdered slave boss. call the police.] translation: slave boss is dead and i don't know what to do how can we have let this happen
possible oops