If you don't worry, I will invite Lauren for playing the world's smallest violin with us, John. He's Jew and we can play it on Zzz's roof too! :D
It's pretty fun to see Zzz whining against Lauren because he used to lick his boots openly in public, always forwarding his posts to this list. Involuntarily, Zzz presented Lauren to me, isn't great? :D
Few years ago, when I was only a happy lurker here, I read one of the messages forwarded by Zzz and wrote to Lauren just to thank him. Year after year, I learned to love him because I like his posts, even when I don't agree with his opinions, and because I discovered he's very respected for two of my best friends. I really trust them a lot and consider both as great ethical references. It was also amazing to know, after some months of relationship, that my last ex-boyfriend admired Lauren's intelligence a lot. He had the chance to discuss some of Google's resources and problems with Lauren years ago and it was great, so he became one of his fans before knowing me! <3
I bet Lauren loses his beauty sleep all the times when he thinks about his haters, hahaha!! Keep hating, Zzz. Envy is pretty toxic and makes you uglier! While you're whining against Lauren, he is working and don't know anything about your ridiculous existence. I never told him about you and your infinite whining, loser. I never will tell him about your hate speeches and all your nazist tears, but I will really try to learn violin because it will be pretty fun to play the world's smallest violin on a roof! "La-la-la, loooooser!" :D