18 Dec
2021
18 Dec
'21
2 a.m.
C: Why are we all sitting around the iguana? C: YES MASTER I WILL FEED YOU. C: [gets up to get food] A: Wait for them to come back before replying. B: Ok, but, um, why _are_ we all sitting around the iguana? A: The iguana mind controlled us to be its slaves. Do you like it? C: [comes back] C: IGUANA, BE NOURISHED! iguana: [twitches subtly] C: THANK YOU, PERFECT IGUANA, FOR THIS REWARD. THANK YOU SO MUCH.