useless eaters - oxygen thieves - carbon polluters → useless dirt proliferators - oxygen polluters - carbon thieves

What's it like to be a useless eater oxygen thief carbon poll/uter? Or "human ≡ evil"? And what about those carbon thieving, oxygen pollutin' useless dirt proliferators? Seriously, "trees ≡ evil" their leaves turn into dirt, they pollute our world with an abundance of fire promoting oxygen, and these so called "green" trees are stealing so much carbon from the atmosphere it's not funny... Life couldn't just be a matter of perspective, could it? Perhaps, in this thing some folk call reality, we actually live within a symbiotic, perfectly complementary natural wonderland? (Actual etc problems notwithstanding...)