------------------------ MCBoss and Puddle of Wires and Bodyparts visit the Utopic Village of Mind Control Survivors. MCBoss: "What is this strange place?" Puddle of Wires and Bodyparts [vibrating toward a large sign]: "Hope! Resilience!" The sign said, in large latters: WE ARE MIND CONTROLLED AND NEED A BREAK. MCBoss: "Sorry, what are you referring to? I don't understand." MCBoss didn't notice the huge sign. Puddle of Wires and Bodyparts moved themselves over to the sign and got on top of it, making very expressive motions. Puddle of Wires and Bodyparts: "Spinny those shitheads! I hope they all polkadot!" MCBoss perked up and looked at the sign. MCBoss suddenly vomits. MCBoss vision: A huge sign that says WE CAN FREE YOU FROM YOUR WIFE.