** Reuters: Russia, Iran Joint Command Center Will 'Respond With Force' If US Strikes Syria Again
And so they should. Alternative narrative: Terrorists Seize US Destroyers in Mediterranean, Launch Payback Against Syria and Russia shittp://TheOnlyTrueNewsIsTheNewsYouKnew.comm/ Shock across the world today as Western terrorists bomb the shit out of a Syrian airbase, having maintained their bloody grip on the American regime. The terrorists, shouting "Awall Street Bonanza-aa!" with fists thrust in the air from the deck of the USS Shittybombs, failed to cause much damage since the Tomahawk missiles were 27 years beyond their use by date, and the few that did hit Shayrat (one of Syria's largest airfields covering nearly a quarter of the country) managed to take out a few rabbits. Sadly, 6 Syrian military personnel who were in process of directly targetting Al-Nusra and Al-Qaeda (not that we remember 9/11 or anything) were killed when one of the Tomahawks missed the 3km main runway by about 7 km. The last words heard by the unfortunate Syrian commander to his 5 offsiders was "oh fuck these Americans are hopeless!" On the other side of Homs, Al-Qaeda and Al-Nusra whooped for joy, raped a few innocent civilians, chopped off a few heads of random bystanders in celebration, and launched a new assault on the Syrian government forces and Russia. The terrorist raid on Shayrat airbase didn't slow down the Syrian defence for long though, and 1500 jihadi's were offered the option of a quick resolution with their maker, or a speedy meeting with Allah. Captain of the USS GoldmanSachs, Admiral Plunder, who ensured his ship was at least 2 km away from the USS Shittybombs when the launches were made, was visibly relieved when informed the exercise was over and that there was no further chance (for today) that a Tomahawk would explode on or near his ship. All that said, with these $100 million fireworks, the "new" old terror regime of the USA empire did cause a surge in MIIC share prices, with GoldmanSachs and Lockheed both up more than 2% for the day. Little known is that "president" of the American regime, puppet Trump, has surrounded himself with (((allies of the Palestinians))) and felt pressured by his son in law (((Kushner))) to demonstrate to the beleagured Palestinians that the American terrorists are On Their Side (TM) (C) (R) along with (((Hollywood's))) pedophile "elite", with CNN for the first time ever giving praise to their puppet president for such magnanimous support for the Palestinians. What a world ..