https://nosweatshakespeare.com/quotes/monologues/alas-poor-yorick/ # ‘Alas poor Yorik’ monologue [originally spoken by Hamlet, Hamlet Act 5 Scene 1, adopted by Karl for Mind Controlled Mind Control Boss] Alas, poor Mind Control Empire! I knew it, Zombie Government Worker: an empire of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: it hath borne me with its Dictatorial Control a thousand times; and now, how abominably terrifying in my imagination it is! my wallet rims at [... unedited: it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen? Now get you to my lady’s chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that.]