The Neuralink Smart Toilet enables a complete fusion between the brain of the user and the contents of the toilet.
https://etouffoir.blogspot.com/2021/10/les-toilettes-intelligentes-qui.html https://www.dailystar.co.uk/real-life/mum-giggles-phallic-shape-formed-21668... https://www.analyticsinsight.net/smart-toilet-with-the-use-of-ai-will-soon-a... https://radiationdangers.com/tag/smart-toilet/ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-4466498/Experts-reveal-dange... While it appears this may be a "real" product... In the ass end, it's all just one giant stool. If it used zero-knowledge anon privacy, perhaps it might be a worthwhile fart sniffer, with the buyer in complete control of their gastronomic output, gonorrheac dribble, and diarrheac splatter. However, it doesn't... so your fecal scans will be centrally bought sold lifetime databased given away and reported to police "law" and social scorers and insurers, with absolutely zero compensation monetization etc given to you, and all used against and to wreck you with a yuge strap-on. In the rectal end, all such tech should really be fought against disavowed defunded disused and disspoken. After all, when they have control of your shit, they have control of you. That's far worse than watching rat squeeze out an hour long shit on the loo while his dog looks at him sideways like wtf.