Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs

> > todd o t's list
> > - [ ] get head flushed in toilet more
> - [ ] make sure i have a good health care plan

torture victim double agent's list:
- [ ] play beautiful sounding tapes of boss screaming curses at me
- [ ] defile myself a lot
- [ ] get hurt
- [ ] pretend to hide injuries from peers
- [ ] injure myself more
- [ ] cross off 'pretend' in my list
- [ ] play more beautiful tapes of--
- [ ] follow boss endearingly