slave boss is getting pelted with torrents of bullets, missiles, bombs, and other attacks
people pillage him and run off with his various body parts
one army gets a leg, another his head, another his shoulder
he is still conscious after being pillaged and still wants to do something that makes sense
slave boss's head [to pillaging army]: "hey could you plunder more over toward that other army that has my neck? don't they look like great enemies to fight? i'd really like to be closer to my neck ..."
pillaging army [to slave boss's head, talking as they make away with it]: "rrr! arr! rar!" [they shake their weapons]
[alternative branch: slave boss's head bleeds out and he dies. below branch he is not yet dead:] eventually slave boss's head befriends a litter carrier. he speaks in the barbaric tongue. slave boss's head [speaking barbaric tongue]: "what would make them take me closer to my neck. i need to be closer to my neck." litter carrier [speaking barbaric tongue]: [mistake] "you are the most prized of slave boss's body parts to pillage. they want to make off with you safely without running risks."