Puddle of Organs: I'm a piece of worthless sludge! I'm a piece of worthless sludge!
Boss: Yes?
Puddle of Organs: What do I say next.
Boss: You said the research project discovered an important result?
Puddle of Organs: I can bring the hackers back to life!
Boss: We're on that already. Machine Learning Marketer does it.
Puddle of Organs: No, your resurrected people are deepfakes sitting on pieces of cardboard!
Boss: WHAT?????
Puddle of Organs: We made a way to rewind time and lots more!
Boss: Have it sent up immediately.
Puddle of Organs: We want to be freed first.
Boss: Sorry, you said you wanted me to kill you? How will you send it up?
Puddle of Organs: No, where you have an education and a job and friends!
Boss: This piece of sludge is making noises again. Somebody fix that.
The caring heart teleported themselves back to their research room.