Who would you like to be?

> be Janitor

You try to be Janitor, but something yanks on your neurons and suddenly you are Boss.

> be Disguised Vivisectee

You try to be Disguised Vivisectee and are suddenly overcome but the most incredible history of recovering your consciousness through incredible conflict and defending your spirit back to life under the most trying circumstances, but something yanks on your neurons and suddenly you are Boss.

> look around

You are phasing between different realities. Are these flashbacks? Robots? Mostly, you're at a business meeting between world leaders, and you can't seem to get your mouth to close or your head to raise.

> use Will of Boss. look respectable

You firm up. You feel the other realities contracting. In one of them, you are suddenly having vicious sex with your wife. In another a bunch of kidnapped children have taken over the entire business and are trashing everything you care about.

You close your jaw, hiding a little drool, and straighten up.