from morning spam/mcboss webcomic, and mind controlled utopia #4.327e9

boss [smiling with bliss, into live video feed]: "I feel just a little maddeningly furious here. I experience trepidation regarding my criminal enterprise."

rebel worker 4: "I don't want to infuriate you, but I do need to protect myself from participating in a harsh attempt at violent global slavery. Honestly, I'm irritated myself that the conflict-stimulation system made us find a solution where we fight!"

 boss [smiling with bliss]: "so you want to resolve this too!"

 rebel worker 4 [opposite boss on camera, near dumpster full of corpses]: "yes!"