10 Mar
2022
10 Mar
'22
10:37 p.m.
---------------------------- Boss stumbles out of a wormhole. Boss: "WTF" Purple gnome: "Hello! Would you like a cigar?" Boss: "Mine." [smokes cigar] Boss: "Gnome, take your arm off for me, please." Purple gnome: "Gladly!" [removes arm, painlessly] Boss: "Now scream." Purple gnome: "No, I refuse. I've decided I don't like you." [puts arm back on]