Subject: Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs
From: "Undescribed Horrific Abuse, One Victim & Survivor of Many" <[email-masked]>
To: mailbombbin <[email-masked]>
Cc: ogkbbOLmpN <[email-masked]>, cypherpunks <[email-masked]>
Date: Mon, 16 Oct 2023 16:44:09 -0400

........

traffick boss walks into office and slams door

traffick boss: "where the fuck is the metal dishpan, i have this huge
giant to smack the holograms around with it"

worker 4: "those holograms are my children!"

traffick boss pauses
traffick boss: "oh!"