30 Jul
2023
30 Jul
'23
11 p.m.
Boss slams his office door, goes into a nearby closet, wheels out a hospital bed, and gets in. He puffs on his cigar determinedly and commandingly. He gets his staff to wire up the hospital bed with robotics, a little bit like a powersuit. Boss and his robotic hospital bed descend on the rest of the business, clanking with every step. Boss: "You're all getting brain implants. That's just how it's going to be." Corpse of Zombie Worker 2: "Somebody told me I already had a --"