31 Mar
2025
31 Mar
'25
7:30 p.m.
guilty jaywalker: "how do i know how to hold having jaywalked, does it mean i am evil?" jaywalking kid: "no, you're not evil for jaywalking. you're badass!" jaywalker: "but what i have to talk to a judge because of it!" jaywalking kid: "ummm" jaywalker: "I know it means I'm evil. I have to go and whip myself like torture victim double agent does." jaywalking kid: "no. does it mean that? should i be whipping myself?" policeman: "no. we need you to either not jaywalk, or be willing to accept a small fine if you are caught doing so on one of my bad days."