Intern: "Weird Bug Hotline! What's your itch? Is it biting you now?" Callee: "Hi, my phone reboots on its own sometimes, so of course I disassembled the bootloader and added tracing code --" Intern: "Of course!" Callee: "and suddenly I started seeing lights, and I was walking on the moon, and this huge creature with giant mandibles is threatening me. It says I have to call you or it will eat me." Intern: "OH, you've got a big one! Stay calm. Has it scratched you? What kind of tracing code did you add to your phone's bootloader?" Callee: "I did get a little scratched. The wound is oozing something green. Basically, it turns out my phone uses a VM, so I had it log each instruction it executed to a huge USB storage device." Intern: "Oooh, an instruction log: that's great. We need those. Can you ask the giant creature what it wants?" Callee: "Sure!" [a pause] Callee: "It says that it will lay babies in you and take over your hive." Intern: "Tell it it's too late, somebody already did that." [another pause] Callee: "It got embarrassed and left! I'm back with my phone! Thank you, Weird Bug Hotline!"