ooooh i think i found part of a path to mcboss book 2

breakfast noodle gooem
lumbers around, made of roboticised breakfast noodles, every now and then makes horribly abusive remarks
“fuck my introject built a robot again and tried to upload the consciousness of the person who mind controlled me”

noodle golem: "you have to learn to eat cybernetic slave lords for breakfast so you can protect people from this bullshit"