> Boss: "This Peace Pagoda thinks they can set up in my domain."
Pesky plentiful peace pagodas perpetually propagating perspectives.
Peace Pagoda sits by boss.
"Boss, I would like to listen to your perspective to make sure people learn of it and adopt it in the future."
Boss replies,
"Peace Pagoda, I will not let you poison my people with this putrid persuasiveness. Please replace your brain with mine."
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Peace Pagoda: "If I were to take out your brain you might get hurt!"
Boss: "Don't worry, I have an enslaved military to handle that."