letter
from: dictator of dictatortopia to: traffick boss c/o whoever takes notice
formal greetings to traffick boss from dictatortopia!
dictatortopia extends hands of alliance to traffick boss and would be excited to lear--
hi traffick boss how is it going what is up what is up
deep in the research lab catacombs of what used to be traffick-boss-empire, different freed individuals begin waving to each other until one notices what is happening
puddle of goop: "guys! oh no! we are sending messages for traffick bosses and dictators!"
an alarm is raised
everyone is alarming about rooting out pro-slavery behaviors that are being stimulated one clump of matter is very experienced in routing messages for potentially-very-harmful powerholders and has various placards about "vote for dictator!" and "why trafficking could be good for people" pasted to the matter that makes up the remains of their being clump of matter [overtly and heavily coopted]: "i'm so used to supporting dictators, what do i do?" advocate for clump of matter: "we've been working to help--" clump of matter [overtly and heavily coopted]: "don't listen to them, they talk bad. here now talk." advocate for clump of matter [unruffling feathers]: "clump of matter here is an esteemed survivor of ..." clump of matter [overtly and heavily coopted, smiling, explaining]: "indecensies" advocate for clump of matter [resuming]: "these indecensies result in ... [glances at clump of matter] behaviors that can be percieved as rude ..." clump of matter nods advocate for clump of matter: "such as [speaking slowly and glancing at clump of matter] r... out... ing... message..."