7 Mar
2022
7 Mar
'22
7:53 a.m.
Boss has thick wires leaving his scalp, which are held by Researcher Chaperone like a leash. Dictator of Dictatortopia: "I'm going to need the advanced crowd management package for a month, some pansy foreign agent riled up my population." Boss: "Ummmm we have a new stipulation. All uses of the package will be publicly logged. Also, logging will be added to the existing product." Dictator of Dictatortopia: "Whatt? I can build your shitty product in a week. Say goodbye to your contract." Researcher Chaperone: "You mean the contract that says we can mind control your entire government if it is broken?"